I Can't Believe This Worked!
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By the known universe, I can't believe this worked! After experimentation for much passage of time, my trans-dimensional communicator ACTUALLY found something that wasn't □︎●︎♎︎📫︎◻︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎□︎■︎📫︎□︎♐︎📫︎♋︎♎︎❍︎♓︎❒︎♋︎⧫︎♓︎□︎■︎ Agortha's needle-nose ogrma photography blog! I really need to send a formal apology to them...
I do apologize in advance if some of this text comes across scrambled on your medium. Some of the ⚐︎♎︎♎︎⬧︎◻︎♏︎♋︎🙵 language doesn't translate well, but I will do my best to translate based on my limited understanding of your universal language. I found that English was closest thing to a universal language I could find. So I will do my best to translate from my native voice to yours. You don't seem to have characters that resemble my language in your language, but it seems this series of glyphs comes close enough. For the sake of dialogue, "Oddspeak" is the closest approximation to a pronunciation for my universal language in English.
Where do I even begin? Introduction! My name is Aerthis. I hope this transmission finds you comfortably. I am from the planet E in the Nebulodd sector, likely some several unquantifiable lightyears from you.
It seems I have reached a medium called "Bear" from the location "Earth". Doesn't seem to be on any Galcan map... strange. Why anyone would name their home planet "pile of shit" is beyond me, but I guess that's just the language difference or maybe my pronunciation is wrong. Either feasible pronunciation either makes it "pile of shit" or "undesirable extremity", not certain. I tried telling my life-giver what I found, and they pinched my lips for saying something foul...
I speak too much nonsense. Anyway, I am pleased to have found a receiver out there in the far reaches that ISN'T my neighbor or from C... Universe, am I glad not to talk to those from that dreaded rock...
Anyway, hope to make another transmission soon.
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